How I React When I See Donald Trump

 Portlandia Carrie Brownstein Yawning

Ever since I published my piece How To Stop Donald Trump From Being President the other day, a strange thing has repeatedly been happening to me. The last few times I saw Donald Trump on television, I've had this uncontrollable urge to yawn. See the animated gif of me above. I can't help myself. I'm not necessarily sleepy. It just happens. I don't know what it is. Here's a gif of me from another angle:

 Kitten Yawn

I have noticed this yawning happening to me very closely after Trump opens his mouth. It matters not how wide he opens his pie hole or what wordsalad exits. He could be saying, “I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.” And I would still yawn. Here's another gif of me from a different perspective:

 King Kong Simpsons Yawn

I'm not sure if I can stop this incessant yawning reaction I get from "Yawnald Trump" from happening to me. I would like to hear the guy out because he is the prospective Republican Party nominee for President of the United States after all. But I don't know. I may need to not watch him for a while and then see what happens when I pick back up again. I guess we'll just have to wait and see.